The Pelicans are shitpumping the Blazers, Lebron needs to be a superhero just to escape the first round, the T-Wolves are sad, and more NBA Playoff story lines (2:20 - 12:17). The NFL releases its schedule and we predict every teams record (not actually) (12:17 - 24:12). Kevin Heffernan (Farva) and Erik Stolhanske (Rabbit) join the show to talk about making Supertroopers 2, what its like to work in a creative relationship with 5 guys for over 15 years, what was their "made it moment", and we workshop some Adam Sandler movie ideas (24:12 - 58:58). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Tom Brady, Talking Soccer Zoltan fucks, NASA Update and Whoa.