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Podcast: Good Night
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Wow
Category: Health
Duration: 00:18:25
Publish Date: 2015-10-18 06:00:00
Description: Jane Doe and I were both naked, standing there looking at each other, separated only by a window. I'm not sure Jane was her real name, and I didn't know why she was standing there naked, looking through the window at me. She was barefoot, but her legs looked like high heels make a woman's legs taper up to a perfect curve at her hips. She had lovely big brown eyes, and a body that would turn any male into an animal. She was breathing heavily... watching me ...so carefully... waiting for me to make a move toward her. My Lady Wonder Wench wouldn't know, and wouldn't care. I knew she was naked in the bedroom with Bob. And I knew Bill would be in there with her in a few minutes. Bill was missing an eye, but for some reason she liked him better than Bob. Ha. Got your attention didn't I? Painted some pictures for you didn't I. That's called "Theater of the mind." What I was just telling you really happened. And some of those pictures probably connected you with parts of your body considerably south of your mind. Maybe all the way down there deep inside. But if you were taking pictures of what happened with your smart phone to send to a friend...or a lawyer...they wouldn't produce the slightest virtual viagral effect. Jane Doe was a doe. A deer. A female deer. She was eating acorns on our front porch and she really was lovely in the very early morning light. I was on my way to a potty break, when I happened to look out the window just as she was looking in. My Lady Wonder Wench was still in bed. Bob is what our digital alarm clock says when it's 8:08. Bill without the eye is what it says at 8:11...just three minutes after Bob. My Lady likes Bill better than Bob, because she gets three minutes more sleep if she waits for Bill...without the eye...at 8:11. There's a point to this, and a big part of it is in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot in the chapter called Louie Louie Lovin.
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