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Stress-eating popcorn. Licking filthy toes. No one watches comedy movies. Archie and Ethel had a thrilling weekend at a pal's birthday that resulted in some good feet-licking and pee-play stories. They review massage candles created via a collaboration between Minneapolis Chanderly and Smitten Kitten, nothing like a "sexy" calf massage! They discuss their failure at using Clone-A-Pussy, a kit that allows you to make a chocolate mold of your junk. Archie & Ethel struggle to answer the question: What's the best pick-up line for queers? For mix-n-match, we discuss comedy and romance movies, figuring out which sex toys they'd be if they were sex toys. It's actually a really hard discussion for two people who don't watch comedy OR romance shows. |