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MASSAGE CANDLES, CLONE-A-PUSSY, PICK-UP LINES 4 QUEERS, & STRESS EATING POPCORN- Episode 34

Category: Health
Duration: 00:47:51
Publish Date: 2017-03-27 17:07:28
Description: Stress-eating popcorn. Licking filthy toes. No one watches comedy movies. Archie and Ethel had a thrilling weekend at a pal's birthday that resulted in some good feet-licking and pee-play stories. They review massage candles created via a collaboration between Minneapolis Chanderly and Smitten Kitten, nothing like a "sexy" calf massage! They discuss their failure at using Clone-A-Pussy, a kit that allows you to make a chocolate mold of your junk. Archie & Ethel struggle to answer the question: What's the best pick-up line for queers? For mix-n-match, we discuss comedy and romance movies, figuring out which sex toys they'd be if they were sex toys. It's actually a really hard discussion for two people who don't watch comedy OR romance shows.
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