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Ethel goes to a super heteronormative christian wedding and steals the DVD "Such Were Some Of You", a movie about understanding "those struggling with homosexuality." EXCUSE ME, we are ~THRIVING~ in homosexuality! Archie and Ethel then spill some stories about what it's like sleeping with new people, not like sex-sleeping, but what it's actually like putting two bodies next to each other for a quiet six-to-eight hours as you pretend to sleep. They then review the Liberator Talea Spreader Bar, a super comfortable spreader bar for bondage or BDSM! They pair that with the Bond Deluxe Kit and it's A+! Archie buys a round for PornoHub while Ethel buys a round for ALL nipples. Archie and Ethel then mix-n-match the old pope VS the new pope. |