Episode 92: ‘Ring the Doorbell’ (Ryan Reid)

Ryan Reid is handed a diploma, he’s given 3 days to move out of his college dorms, & those unpaid internships didn’t really prepare him for real life - so what should he do? How about: move into a big queer radical faerie household on the Castro, borrow someone’s leather, and put an ad out to sell his (fine) body. He’s written a few public health papers on it; how hard could prostitution really be?! When the call comes, Ryan grabs the extra large tub of crisco, heads over and this feels: Easy. But anticipating what this coked up pig is looking for? That’s much harder. Please sir, may I have another? #SwallowIt #ThatllCostYouExtra

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