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This week, we blast off with a tale as old as grift: Fyre Fest 2 has been postponed—again—proving that you really can fail upward if you squint hard enough and wear enough white linen. Over at Automattic, employees discovered secret watermarks in their internal comms, because what workplace isn’t better with a sprinkle of corporate surveillance cosplay? Meanwhile, Katy Perry took a joyride to the upper atmosphere with Gayle King and Bezos’ better half, giving us the 2025 edition of the cringiest “Imagine”-style celebrity moment yet. Spoiler: no one needed this. In Elon World™, things are somehow even weirder. Seth Rogen dropped some truth bombs about Silicon Valley’s MAGA leanings, only to have them surgically removed from the Breakthrough Prize stream. Musk, for his part, is managing his growing empire of baby mamas like a Bond villain with a baby registry. Add in a cringe-filled offer to a YouTuber to become Space Karen’s next broodmare, and we’ve officially entered peak simulation. Meanwhile, whistleblowers are spilling DOGE secrets, OpenAI is building a social network (because we clearly don’t have enough doomscrolling options), and 4chan has finally been hacked into oblivion. Pour one out—for the internet’s dumpster fire. Also in the news: Google lost a big ad tech monopoly case (cue tiny violins), China is no longer buying the “autonomous” car hype after a fatal crash, and Trump’s FCC chair is threatening Comcast for not being enough like Fox News (as if that’s the journalistic gold standard). The Pentagon’s nerd squad resigned after butting heads with DOGE, Reality Labs burned $45 billion like it was going out of style, and AI customer service bots are now inventing policies out of thin air. Oh, and if your AI thinks your Python package has a delivery issue—you’re not crazy, it probably hallucinated it. Welcome to the future.
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FOLLOW UP Fyre Fest 2 Postponed: “New Date Will Be Announced” Following Layoffs, Automattic Employees Discover Leak-Catching Watermarks
IN THE NEWS Unfortunately for Katy Perry, That “Space Flight” Turned Out Exactly How We All Knew It Would We Finally Have 2025’s “Imagine” Video Let them eat space Seth Rogen’s Criticism of Silicon Valley’s Support for Trump Was Cut From the “Full” Stream of Breakthrough Prize The Tactics Elon Musk Uses to Manage His ‘Legion’ of Babies—and Their Mothers Glamorous influencer Tiffany Fong breaks silence on Elon Musk's 'offer to impregnate her' with shocking statement A whistleblower's disclosure details how DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data Electronics exempted from reciprocal tariffs will soon be subject to new semiconductor tariffs instead Google loses ad tech monopoly case China cracks down on 'autonomous' car claims after fatal accident Trump’s FCC chair threatens Comcast, demands changes to NBC news coverage OpenAI is building a social network 4chan Likely Gone Forever After Hackers Take Control Company apologizes after AI support agent invents policy that causes user uproar Pentagon tech unit resigns after clash with Musk's DOGE What Does a Corrupt Election Look Like? Tesla puts finishing touches on Hollywood charge-n-diner Inside the $45 billion cash burn at Reality Labs We Have a Package for You! A Comprehensive Analysis of Package Hallucinations by Code Generating LLMs The business of the AI labs by Max Bolingbroke
MEDIA CANDY Killing an Arab on Pandora Apple’s ‘Mythic Quest’ is ending with an updated Season 4 finale Side Quest Night of the Zoopocalypse Black Mirror Daredevil The Last of Us G20 28 Years Later Rises From the Grave With a New Trailer 'Real Time' host Bill Maher says President Trump was "gracious" and "not fake" during his White House visit. Bringing Down a Dictator Blueprint for Revolution: How to Use Rice Pudding, Lego Men, and Other Nonviolent Techniques to Galvanize Communities, Overthrow Dictators, or Simply Change the World by Srdja Popovic
APPS & DOODADS Apple is reportedly working on two new versions of the Vision Pro Ilya Bezdelev |