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If everybody who was telling lies in South Florida had their pants catch fire, the entire federal and state budget, all tax money, a reverse lien on Fort Knox, and a fifth mortgage on the Federal Reserve would have to go to paying overtime to the Metro Dade Fire Department. People here tell more lies than there are rugs in the biggest rug factory on Earth. People here lie so often, they should quit walking and stay in bed all day. People here lie so much that if you ever bother to tell the truth they call you crazy, lock you up in prison, and throw away the key. There’s a reason that South Florida is the fraud capital of America, and it’s all built on a house of cards that the contractor skipped out on after an all cash transfer from your bank account to their sense of moral bankruptcy. Where there is injustice for one, there’s injustice for all. Welcome to Felony Miami, let’s air it out. |