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BALL WARS: ATTACK OF THE SWOLLEN BALLS!
...A short time ago, in a galaxy close, close by, some might say the one you’re currently in,
Turmoil has engulfed the US Republic. The value of a 95% effective vaccine is in dispute due to a phantom pair of swollen balls.
Hoping to exploit the matter with a flurry of deadly tweets, the greedy Federation of Fading Celebrities have committed to cast doubt on the work of a global community of scientists.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the President has secretly dispatched two god podders, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
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