This week, we survive Storm Chandra, dabble in Beckham-related psychic damage, and then spiral into full existential dread as Jen takes us through Alex Honnold: the world’s most famous free solo climber, the human fear vacuum, and now… the star of Netflix’s live skyscraper climb. From Free Solo’s girlfriend stress horror to the ethics of watching a man risk it all in real time we’re asking the only question that matters: is this inspiring… or just deeply annoying