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Podcast: Simon Mayo's Confessions
Episode:

The green green grass of home & other tales
Category: Comedy
Duration: 00:43:13
Publish Date: 2026-03-27 12:00:00
Description:

Step into the confessional with Simon Mayo, Sister Suzi, Sister Holly and Brother Matthew for another round of sins, five-star reviews, parish noticeboard gossip… and the dreaded Not For Broadcast pile.

First, Tony’s half-term Lanzarote breakfast goes nuclear when a Tabasco bottle takes a Tom Daley-style dive into the Rice Krispies.

Then Helen, armed with a hospital litre of water and perimenopausal panic, misreads a sign and accidentally storms the gents… with a bold new accent.

Plus: We also get an accidental repeat of Jeff's confession, where he get mistaken for a blind man (Father Simon needs to work on his filling system)

And Greenkeeper R attempts naked mowing in Sweden…

Got a confession? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk.
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