If you thought no one could be so outrageously cucked as to invent a holiday celebrating a fake emergency and the end of civil liberties, you didn't think of Canada.
Meanwhile, the global civil war seems poised to begin at the Texas-Mexico border flashpoint as the biggest pile of gasoline soaked kindling I've ever seen is dumped in a pile next to children with matches.
I was getting annoyed with how affordable gas and groceries had become anyway!