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Movie Menu Rants about Netflix
Rant: With Adam Sandler making a deal with Netflix, will this change cinema as we know it?
Hosted by: Alexander Z, Dan "The Man" Muñoz, and Christopher Velasco.
Notes:
Many things have been said about Adam Sandler
But being a rebel has never been one of them
He’s an actor who always plays it safe
taking roles that he knows will only appeal to his base
Movies like Jack And Jill (...) or Blended
Both scoring less than 15% on Rotten tomatoes
BUT scoring huge overseas number (i.e. sales)
CLIP
Ever so often, he’s been known to take risks
such as being in Reign Over Me, playing a 9/11 PTSD victim living in NYC
Or, one of my all time favorites:
PUNCH DRUNK LOVE
CLIP
So is Adam Sandler a REBEL? Hmmm
A boring commodity?
ABSOLUTELY
A waste of talent?
OH YEAH
A risk taker?
SURE
BUT A REBEL?
What do you guys consider Sandler?
OPEN DIALOGUE
As of TWO WEEKS AGO, Sandler has found himself on a short blacklist that
I suspect will be growing bigger with time to come
EVER SINCE SANDLER made a deal with the ULTIMATE DEVILS of Hollywood:
HARVEY WEINSTEIN and… NETFLIX
Which is where my rant leads to… The Wolf of the World Wide Web.... NETFLIX
BUT, before we start there
you need to know three facts
that will explain why Sandler is at
the center of the controversy
FACT 1: Movie studios DO NOT own or operate Movie Theaters
1948: United States v. Paramount Pictures
known as the Hollywood Antitrust Case
changed Hollywood by removing the monopolistic control
that Studios had over Cinemas.
Basically, the US government told Hollywood to go fuck itself and STOP touching Cinemas in their no-no place.
FACT 2: THEATER OWNERS ARE AFRAID OF PIRACY
Since the 1970s: Theater owners attempted to blockade the release of popular technology, such as VHS, DVD, BLURAY, and now… the Internet.
FACT 3: INTERNET NEARLY KILLED THE THEATER
Sales are down and Theater owners are scared of ILLEGAL STREAMING SITES, TORRENTING, AND NETFLIX.
You name it, they’re scared of everything because…
Sales are down for movie attendance
2014 WORST YEAR ON RECORD
So I’d like to ask you guys, why do you think sales are down?
OPEN DIALOGUE
There are many theories revolving the loss of revenue,
I believe theater owners are assholes and jacking up prices to make up for their lost in revenue.
Which is what’s leading to the drop of attendance.
Which is the equivalent of:
An endless circlejerk that only ends with a dislocated member
You’re not gonna attend a fancy theater that ends up costing you $50 for a date night.
Don’t believe me? Go to a /quote/ ghetto /unquote/ theater and buy a ticket from there:
Tickets drop from $18 to $6
Which is where NETFLIX has making a killing!!!
The company was established in 1997 in California
renovating the DVD subscription model AND
upgrading to digital streaming IN 2009
(...)
Which was basically copy and pasting from online piracy sites
The only difference between online piracy sites was the speed in which you could watch a film on Netflix…
and, of course, the legality of it.
So why is Adam Sandler important in all this?
Adam Sandler is the top grossing theater celebrity in the US and overseas
Hard to believe, I know!
But he grosses more money by just showing his stupid pineapple shaped head than most comedians.
And he knows this!
Makes movies for vacations
He’s also #1 on Forbes most overpaid actors
Because theaters know that Pineapple head makes money and the studios want it!
So the fact that on October 2nd,
Ted Sarandos,
leader of content creation at Netflix
teamed up with Harvey Weinstein
THEEE BIGGEST FILM PRODUCER IN HOLLYWOOD
to make FOUR Adam Sandler movies…
YOU GODDAMN RIGHT THAT MOVIE STUDIOS AND MOVIE THEATERS RECOGNIZED THIS AS A HUUUUUUGE MOVE
BECAUSE, Netflix has also promised SAME DAY RELEASES in theaters and streaming.
Movie theaters are scared of losing more money and are being forced to work with Netflix because they do not want to cross Weinstein
So what could film studios and theater owners do to punish Adam Sandler?
WELL, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that Warner Bros. has shit canned his next movie, The Ridiculous Six yesterday.
Holding all rights and kicking Sandler out of the lot!
The Price is Wrong BITCH!
So what do you guys think?
Is Netflix under attack with this WB/Sandler move?
You think Netflix stole fire from the Movie Gods?
Do you think Netflix will be the ultimate winner in this battle?
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… But we’ll have to wait and see…
I’m…
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